please do not make me leave this hotel

Posted: August 10th, 2017 | No Comments »

hotel zero george in charleston is LITERALLY the best hotel i have ever stayed in. the customer service…WHOA. champagne at checkin; champagne in our room; friendly valet; comped valet parking; bedtime turndown; dark chocolates, waters, and slippers at the ready by the bed; all the lights on dimmers; coziest bed; and the most incredible sleep machine (did not wake once during the night/before dawn with worry). here are awkward and poorly lit polaroids of us delighting in the hotel.


for my next honeymoon

Posted: August 10th, 2017 | No Comments »



even though our hotel was weird as hell, florida is bomb

Posted: August 8th, 2017 | No Comments »


with clouds like lando calrissian’s cloud city

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our hotel

Posted: August 8th, 2017 | No Comments »

don't stay here

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interesting name for a strip club

Posted: August 8th, 2017 | No Comments »

hmmLOUISIANA

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getting married is like…

Posted: August 4th, 2017 | No Comments »

…getting to go to your own funeral, but way less dreary. everyone is so nice and complimentary and generous, sending flowers and hugging a bunch. it’s awesome. HIGHLY RECOMMEND.


another pillow invention

Posted: July 28th, 2017 | No Comments »

what about two connected pillows? one for your head, one to cover your head for muffling. the connection ensures that the covering pillow would always be right there and never fall off the bed. thinking it’s attached either by a ribbon or strap — or maybe it’s more like a waffle iron with pillows?

but for pillows?

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THE ABSOLUTE BEST

Posted: July 26th, 2017 | No Comments »

OH YOU THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA MAKE YOU A LIP SYNC VIDEO from S. Epatha Merkerson on Vimeo.


my new sunglasses

Posted: July 26th, 2017 | No Comments »

kinda make me look like robert evans

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letter of recommendation: the best back pillow (for driving long distances)

Posted: July 26th, 2017 | No Comments »

a roll of paper towels

 

(“you know you’re old when”)

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