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Posted: January 30th, 2014 | No Comments »

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vulture’s “Happy 60th, Oprah! Here Are 60 Weird Favorite Things of Yours” (favorites bolded):

Oprah! It’s your 60th birthday today. You have so many favorite things. Here are 60 of your favorite things that we would like to remind you about, on the occasion of your 60th birthday:

 

1. A talking electronic photo album, 2002

 

2. “Apple Bottom Jeans” by Nelly, 2004

 

3. The color hot pink, 2008: Oprah’s Favorite Things for Summer Edition

 

4. Custom stationery with a portrait of your dog from Wagging Tail, 2012

 

5. Fat Witch baby gift tin, 2002

 

6. Chocolate nativity scene, 2013

 

7. Himalayan salt shot glasses, 2013

 

8. Turkey burger from Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Springs, eaten during Maya Angelou’s 80th birthday party, 2008: Oprah’s Favorite Things for Summer Edition

 

9. Treasure boxes filled with mementos, 2008

 

10. Sweater mugs, 2013

 

11. Urban MuuMuu lounge tunic, 2013

 

12. Family meals, 2008: Oprah’s Favorite Things for Summer Edition

 

13. Burt’s Bees Baby Bibs, 2013

 

14. Croissants from Galaxy, 2002

 

15. Croissants from Williams-Sonoma, 2005

 

16. Mini-croissants from Williams-Sonoma, 2010: Day Two

 

17. A blue-velvet cake, 2012

 

18. A confusing trompe l’oeil cake, 2013

 

19. Gift baskets that include fruits and vegetables from your own garden, 2008

 

20. An herb savor, 2010: Day Two

 

21. VIETRI Water Garden Tea Service, 2004

 

22. Dell Pocket D.J., 2004

 

23. Josh Groban’s Noël CD, 2007

 

24. Josh Groban’s Noël CD (so nice she named it twice), 2012

 

25. The Beginning, an album from the Black Eyed Peas, 2010: Day One

 

26. Starbucks gift card, 2004

 

27. OfficeMax gift certificate, 2004

 

28. Orbitz, 2004

 

29. iPad, specifically with Scrabble app, 2010: Day Two

 

30. O, The Oprah Magazine subscription, 2002

 

31. O, The Oprah Magazine, 2003

 

32. O’s Guide to Life, 2007

 

33. “Oprah’s Favorite Things 2012” TV special, listed as No. 39 of her 47 favorite things of the year, 2012

 

34. Oprah & Deepak’s Meditation Master Trilogy, 2013

 

35. Oprah’s Holiday Hits compilation album, 2008

 

36. “Oprah’s Favorite Things” tin from Garrett Popcorn Shops, 2010: Day Two

 

37. Limited edition “25th Anniversary” Oprah watch by Philip Stein, 2010: Day One

 

38. “The Oprah Sweater” by Ralph Lauren, 2005

 

39. Velour sweatsuit, 2002

 

40. Lululemon relaxed-fit pants, 2010: Day One

 

41. Four pairs of Nike running shoes, 2010: Day One

 

42. DreamTime foot cozys, 2002

 

43. Wine bottles that have messages on them, 2013

 

44. Corkcicle, 2012

 

45. Kashwere shawl-collar robe, 2005

 

46. UGG classic short boot, 2003

 

47. UGG uptown boots, 2005

 

48. UGG classic crochet boots, 2007

 

49. UGG sparkle boots, 2010: Day Two

 

50. Time with a loved one, 2008

 

51. Truffle pasta, 2012

 

52. Truffle risotto, 2013

 

53. Truffle popcorn kit, 2013

 

54. Truffle cheese, 2013

 

55. Truffle grill set, 2013

 

56. A Course in Weight Loss: 21 Spiritual Lessons for Surrendering Your Weight Forever, a book by Marianne Williamson, 2010: Day One

 

57. Gratitude boxes, filled with notes of gratitude from various people, 2008

 

58. Floating opera glasses for your desk, 2013

 

59. Custom illustrated pillow illustrated with a dog, 2013

 

60. Regifting, 2008

 



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