not a big fan of getting wet in the morning

Posted: September 9th, 2014 | No Comments »

jenna lyons, true hero:

My nighttime routine starts with a glass of wine. I actually shower at night. I’m not a big fan of getting wet in the morning.

THIS FALLS INTO MY “DON’T LIKE GETTING DRESSED AND UNDRESSED AND THEN REDRESSED” CATEGORY

But I don’t get my hair cut or dyed. I had a haircut disaster at 40. Actually, let me backtrack. At 30, I cut bangs and everyone said it was the biggest mistake of my life. Then for some reason, at 40, I took a picture of Alexa Chung and tried to get my hair cut like hers. I don’t look like her. My hair texture is nothing like hers. Who knows why I did it! A friend from California was staying with me, and her first reaction was, “Oh, my God, I thought you were wearing a wig.” I’ve been recovering from that haircut, which was years ago. I literally haven’t had my hair cut since.

SIMILAR EXPERIENCE WHEN I WAS 13. NEVER WILL DARE SHORT HAIR AGAIN.

But after having the kid, my hair stopped growing anyway. It also changed drastically in consistency. I don’t have words you can print to describe it: It’s thinner in some patches, coarser in others. Hence, the hairstyle.

I DON’T HAVE WORDS YOU CAN PRINT



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