this year

Posted: August 18th, 2015 | No Comments »

THERE WILL BE NO BIRTHDAY CELEBRATING!!!!!!!!!

with the exception of:

  • opening presents from my sweet family
  • drinking a milkshake or blizzard, EXTRA WHIP PLEASE
  • not going out tonight or last night and instead staying home and eating garden tomatoes and doing crosswords and reading the new jennifer egan story (WILL IT BE GOOD) and watching season two of twin peaks
  • (going to italy for two weeks september 1)

i’m the biggest birthday celebrator around but this year i’m birthday scroogin (except for the massive wonderful transcendent italian holiday happening in two weeks). just cuz like…why. also i am poor and like everything costs money and why waste it and a massage doesn’t even really last and haven’t i done it all before and just…WHY.

YES GET TO KNOW THE SCROOGE

relevant

TAKE THAT ALL YOU RAT BASTARDS



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