bodies

ok so my feet ARE growing or my arches are falling because my foot is now A FIRM size 11, if not an 11.5, and it honestly DOES bum be out because where are the cutie shoes for the big-footed ladies among us? thank goodness for margaux and loeffler randall but man what the hell? in other body news, i’ve been on this headache diet for a month or so — no caffeine, no nuts, no chocolate, no aged cheese, no bananas, and loads of other dumb things (though i CAN have ice cream and whipped cream and pasta and plain chips, so it is tolerable). but meanwhile i have been doing this new pilates workout and so i’m like, i think my body is changing! but actually no, nothing is changing lol. i have always thought that i have reverse body dysmorphia, because i always think i look all right, but then i see a photo and i’m like WAIT WHAT THE HELL. also had a trantrum this morning about ross leaving and preparing for kid cafe and all the folks coming over tonight amidst all the chaos, so brain is a little FRITZY right now, can we chalk it all up that.

new style icon?

WALT FRAZIER WHO IS *****81****** BY THE WAY

little rudy 🥲

we’re a mystery that will never happen again

ok i’m the most annoying person in the world but sharing an e.e. cummings poem — but most important part is the middle:

so why not be open to the magic?

from the ny times’s “‘debbie downer’ is enjoying an upswing” about performer rachel dratch:

“You’re going to see more magic if you’re open to the magic,” Dratch said. “So why not be open to the magic?”

also loved this bit:

After she left “S.N.L.” in 2006, her career seemed to be slowing down, and she started to panic about her future.

“And then I sort of decided not to,” Dratch said. Four years later, she gave birth to Eli. Because she wasn’t working as much, she was able to spend quality time with her son while he was young. “It was a good lesson for me,” she said. “You just don’t know what’s coming.”

Instead of agonizing over her career, which, she said, “just leads to unhappiness,” Dratch enjoys going out for margaritas and laughing with friends.

HELL YEAH (virgin mojitos acceptable sub)

my man gets it

can’t embed instagram for some janky reason so here is my workaround but — the important thing is paul thomas anderson’s and my shared love of benicio

the best thing about the san antonio spurs game

these incredible spurs-loving nuns

took no photos but nyc was dope

HIGHLIGHTS:

• splurged and stayed at the four seasons downtown (!!!) and it was 10000000% worth it — the lights, the bathroom, the tv IN the bathroom, the closet space, it was all awesome, no offense
• seeing thu
• running into marya, dan, matt, and amos
• seeing greg
• seeing greg’s play
• eatng my first Georgian food !!! I got a “tarragon lemonade” but it was just a giant bottled green tarragon soda (loose use of the word lemonade i guess)
• going to a sports bar after greg’s play, drinking a virgin mojito (lol) and watching the timberwolves
• greg driving me back to the four seasons (“true friends”)
• seeing cedric the entertainer in the elevator?!
• susannah being there!!!
• getting room service
• getting a manicure and pedicure, even if there was a bit too much talking
• sweet sister’s baby shower
• my dress working out ok!
• watching Will Farrell on SNL and falling asleep (dumb but comforting)

LOWLIGHTS:

n/a

what chatter

gotta hand it to harden

coming up

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