Posted: February 2nd, 2011 | No Comments »

great song. pink floyd, i am sorry that i mostly only know your work from classic rock stations and laser light shows.

so…my blowjob-tutorial DVD. last thursday, i watched a couple chapters before bed. after about 30 minutes, i was like, “maybe i’ve had my learning fill for tonight,” and turned off the light, and went to sleep. straight from DVD to dreamland. or nightmareland, because i proceeded to have a terrifying dream that both my sister AND my dad died in very horrible gruesome ways (sister was run over by a car). brain apparently sends message: “please don’t watch intense slightly violent porn blowjob videos right before bed.”

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