{"id":10366,"date":"2016-07-24T22:00:47","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T22:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=10366"},"modified":"2016-08-08T16:57:22","modified_gmt":"2016-08-08T16:57:22","slug":"ugh-i-love-oysterrrs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/24\/ugh-i-love-oysterrrs\/","title":{"rendered":"ugh i love oysterrrs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>[year-old draft i found when searching for something about rachel kushner, because <\/i>flamethrowers<i> keeps coming back to me, especially the art clubbiness, but that is another story] [using the word &#8220;story&#8221; loosely]<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/11\/22\/fashion\/the-five-stages-of-ghosting-grief.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;_r=0&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=10thingsnewsletter\" target=\"_blank\">rachel fields<\/a> on the agonies of dating and texting:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I didn\u2019t care if he was a non-texter \u2014 and what does that even mean in this day and age? If you\u2019re a 20-something urban professional who doesn\u2019t text, you\u2019re pretty much impossible to be friends with. For a friendship to exist in 2015, people need to know they can text \u201cugh I love oysterrrrs\u201d at 2:15 p.m. on a Friday and get a response by 2:30.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I BELIEVE THIS TO BE TRUE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[year-old draft i found when searching for something about rachel kushner, because flamethrowers keeps coming back to me, especially the art clubbiness, but that is another story] [using the word &#8220;story&#8221; loosely] rachel fields on the agonies of dating and texting: I didn\u2019t care if he was a non-texter \u2014 and what does that even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10366"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11680,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10366\/revisions\/11680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}