{"id":11034,"date":"2016-03-08T01:00:17","date_gmt":"2016-03-08T01:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=11034"},"modified":"2016-03-08T02:51:18","modified_gmt":"2016-03-08T02:51:18","slug":"santa-claus-is-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/08\/santa-claus-is-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"SANTA CLAUS IS PARENTS?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/cupofjo.com\/2016\/03\/tooth-fairy-ideas\/#more-77782\" target=\"_blank\">cup of jo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWhen I was little, my parents would leave $1 and a note from the tooth fairy, so I did the same with my daughter. I upped the ante, though: I wrote rhyming poems every time in flowery handwriting. Also \u2014 and I should preface this by saying that we are Jewish \u2014 on the subway one morning, Lila asked me point blank, \u201cWait, is the tooth fairy real?\u201d I was taken by surprise, totally unprepared, but I felt that at her age (she was 8 or so) I couldn\u2019t lie to her face, so I said, \u201cWell, no.\u201d She was shocked and devastated, and had so many questions \u2014\u00a0so who writes the notes? Who leaves the money? Etc. And I told her. She couldn\u2019t believe it \u2014 \u201cParents?!?!\u201d And I said, yeah, it\u2019s like Santa Claus. And she said, \u201cSANTA CLAUS IS PARENTS??!\u201d \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apartmenttherapy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Anna<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from cup of jo: \u201cWhen I was little, my parents would leave $1 and a note from the tooth fairy, so I did the same with my daughter. I upped the ante, though: I wrote rhyming poems every time in flowery handwriting. Also \u2014 and I should preface this by saying that we are Jewish [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11034"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11038,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11034\/revisions\/11038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}