{"id":11382,"date":"2016-05-29T23:51:39","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T23:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=11382"},"modified":"2019-10-06T22:21:01","modified_gmt":"2019-10-07T03:21:01","slug":"i-will-find-you-and-i-will-kill-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/29\/i-will-find-you-and-i-will-kill-you\/","title":{"rendered":"i will find you. and i will kill you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-11383\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Screen-Shot-2016-05-28-at-5.30.33-PM.png\" alt=\"the mindy project \/ morgan tookers \" width=\"600\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Screen-Shot-2016-05-28-at-5.30.33-PM.png 1440w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Screen-Shot-2016-05-28-at-5.30.33-PM-300x188.png 300w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Screen-Shot-2016-05-28-at-5.30.33-PM-1024x640.png 1024w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Screen-Shot-2016-05-28-at-5.30.33-PM-768x480.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>FROM <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/watch\/933366#i0,p15,s4,d0\">THE MINDY PROJECT<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>morgan:<\/strong> Ashley, could I have your phone number?<br \/>\n<strong>ashley:<\/strong> You know, I&#8217;m&#8230;a little too busy for dating right now.<br \/>\n<strong>morgan:<\/strong> This would be a very fast date. Yeah. Like&#8230; like ten minutes. That&#8217;s all I can afford.<br \/>\n<strong>ashley:<\/strong> Okay. &#8230; I&#8217;m gonna give you my email. I&#8217;m gonna give you my <em>work<\/em> email.<br \/>\n<strong>morgan:<\/strong> Hold on. Here you go [handing her a pen]. Here, here, here, look at that. You write down some way of getting in touch with you, and <strong>I will find you<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<strong>ashley:<\/strong> Okay.<br \/>\n<strong>morgan:<\/strong> I will find you. <strong>And<\/strong> <strong>I will kill you<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<strong>ashley:<\/strong> [startled]<br \/>\n<strong>morgan:<\/strong> It&#8217;s from &#8220;Taken.&#8221; It&#8217;s from &#8220;Taken.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FROM THE MINDY PROJECT: morgan: Ashley, could I have your phone number? ashley: You know, I&#8217;m&#8230;a little too busy for dating right now. morgan: This would be a very fast date. Yeah. Like&#8230; like ten minutes. That&#8217;s all I can afford. ashley: Okay. &#8230; I&#8217;m gonna give you my email. I&#8217;m gonna give you my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11382"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15911,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11382\/revisions\/15911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}