{"id":11794,"date":"2016-09-11T23:56:41","date_gmt":"2016-09-11T23:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=11794"},"modified":"2016-09-18T20:04:27","modified_gmt":"2016-09-18T20:04:27","slug":"a-dam-fucking-shity-basterd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/11\/a-dam-fucking-shity-basterd\/","title":{"rendered":"a dam fucking shity basterd!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>good things:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>practicing wearing hats in the privacy of one&#8217;s own home<\/li>\n<li>listening to &#8220;both sides now&#8221; on repeat<\/li>\n<li>clyde in his bandanna<\/li>\n<li>pat keesey telling us about winning a national trombone competition when he was 12 despite having unusual trombone playing style (he played out of the side of his mouth) &#8212; some of the judges tsk-tsked his unorthodox technique, but one of the judges &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SdxzU00hSGA\">art farmer<\/a> &#8212; said, don&#8217;t worry about it (pat later quit due to a bad band teacher)<\/li>\n<li>lip balm<\/li>\n<li>water<\/li>\n<li>the sexual fluidity of millennials or whatever 24\/25-year-olds are called<\/li>\n<li>one glass of chardonnay + a heating pad + <em>the office<\/em> (sounds depressing but the heating pad is just a stand-in for a bathtub, basically) (so like, picture me watching <em>the office<\/em> and drinking chardonnay in the bathtub &#8212; much more upper class)<\/li>\n<li>courtney&#8217;s diary from elementary school. like this page from 11\/28\/83. just a reminder &#8212; we were nine in 1983. at that time i still believed in santa claus.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-11795\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_6139.jpg\" alt=\"courtney's incredible diary\" width=\"575\" height=\"431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_6139.jpg 1632w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_6139-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_6139-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_6139-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_6139-1536x1152.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>good things: practicing wearing hats in the privacy of one&#8217;s own home listening to &#8220;both sides now&#8221; on repeat clyde in his bandanna pat keesey telling us about winning a national trombone competition when he was 12 despite having unusual trombone playing style (he played out of the side of his mouth) &#8212; some of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11794"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11832,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11794\/revisions\/11832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}