{"id":12225,"date":"2016-12-31T08:31:23","date_gmt":"2016-12-31T14:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=12225"},"modified":"2016-12-31T17:54:45","modified_gmt":"2016-12-31T23:54:45","slug":"would-that-it-were-so-simple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/31\/would-that-it-were-so-simple\/","title":{"rendered":"would that it were so simple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-rDw2YBUz6A\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>a few things that happened, christmas 2016:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>saw <em>rogue one<\/em><\/li>\n<li>rented and enjoyed <i>hail, caesar! <\/i>even though i fell asleep and only loosely know what happened (but this scene!)<\/li>\n<li>ate indian food delivery on christmas day &#8212; first time ever; rate it cool<\/li>\n<li>way overdid it on eggnog <span id=\"selectionBoundary_1483196125335_5824877836947473\" class=\"rangySelectionBoundary\" style=\"line-height: 0; display: none;\"><\/span><\/li>\n<li>ross, clyde, and i got FAT!!!!! (see above, and MORE)<\/li>\n<li>got a little heater for my desk &#8212; have it blasting right now<\/li>\n<li>bought fake UGGs at Costco (<a href=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/19\/on-my-christmas-list\/\">dream<\/a> come true)<\/li>\n<li>wondered aloud if i look like a California girl in my new fake UGGs, HOPE SO<\/li>\n<li>got two fillings replaced<\/li>\n<li>felt grateful that new dentist does not use nitrous, that stressful dentist nitrous scene in <em>transparent<\/em> is real<\/li>\n<li>ross&#8217;s identity got stolen<\/li>\n<li>mom&#8217;s car broken into<\/li>\n<li>finally understood why christmas holidays at home (with a partner) can be&#8230;unrestful<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>ALL BLESSINGS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a few things that happened, christmas 2016: saw rogue one rented and enjoyed hail, caesar! even though i fell asleep and only loosely know what happened (but this scene!) ate indian food delivery on christmas day &#8212; first time ever; rate it cool way overdid it on eggnog ross, clyde, and i got FAT!!!!! (see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12225"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12267,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12225\/revisions\/12267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}