{"id":12703,"date":"2017-05-01T18:37:58","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T23:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=12703"},"modified":"2017-05-01T22:08:09","modified_gmt":"2017-05-02T03:08:09","slug":"whoa-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/01\/whoa-3\/","title":{"rendered":"clearly i&#8217;m a trash eater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-12704\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_7472-e1493681261387.jpg\" alt=\"this can't be good for me\" width=\"575\" height=\"767\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i begrudgingly tried to make the leap to instagram with that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BTc2NFAlNZT\/?taken-by=nickiittner\">sky photo<\/a> (it&#8217;s casual) but ugh i don&#8217;t like how you constantly get input about how many people like your thing and even if i&#8217;m like, i shan&#8217;t look, i can&#8217;t help but look a LITTLE bit and then it&#8217;s over.<\/p>\n<p>i much prefer writing in the void and assuming my stuff is straight blowing up\/never seen.<\/p>\n<p>(but seriously&#8230;would <em>this<\/em> post be a good instagram post? possible caption: &#8220;don&#8217;t drink on a full stomach&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>love,<br \/>\nan old person, but not a mad person<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 36px; left: 173px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 36px; left: 165px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i begrudgingly tried to make the leap to instagram with that sky photo (it&#8217;s casual) but ugh i don&#8217;t like how you constantly get input about how many people like your thing and even if i&#8217;m like, i shan&#8217;t look, i can&#8217;t help but look a LITTLE bit and then it&#8217;s over. i much prefer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12703"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12719,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12703\/revisions\/12719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}