{"id":1326,"date":"2010-10-12T21:18:01","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T21:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=1326"},"modified":"2010-10-13T19:29:07","modified_gmt":"2010-10-13T19:29:07","slug":"80-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/12\/80-things\/","title":{"rendered":"80 THINGS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>first of all, here is a text message response that makes me feel a little meh:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>OK.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>sometimes crush #2 defaults to saying &#8220;OK&#8221; as a response to my many enthusiastic texts, as evidenced by these recent exchanges:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>me: LIKE A WILD TIGER<br \/>\ncrush #2: Ok<\/p>\n<p>me: ferocious tiger style<br \/>\ncrush #2: OK<\/p>\n<p>me: double cheezy b&#8217;s yer new nickname. IT&#8217;S AWESOME.<br \/>\ncrush #2: Ok<\/p>\n<p>me: last day to see the lightning field this year is oct 31. ima make it happen<br \/>\ncrush #2: Ok<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>crush #2, why you scared of being weird and tigerrific? please join me in strange enthusiasm!<\/p>\n<p>SECOND THING.<\/p>\n<p>after working basically every day straight for two months, and never getting a real break, and thereby sort of going crazy and becoming anti-social and feeling like hiding and hating everyone in this town and snapping at my coworkers over where to store the DVD remote (TRUE STORY), i realized that i would probably totally lose my mind if i were famous and being watched and inspected all the time. in other words, i kind of understand why britney spears shaved her head. like, HUMANS I&#8217;VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU AND IMA ABOUT TO DO SOME CRAZY SHIT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>first of all, here is a text message response that makes me feel a little meh: OK. sometimes crush #2 defaults to saying &#8220;OK&#8221; as a response to my many enthusiastic texts, as evidenced by these recent exchanges: me: LIKE A WILD TIGER crush #2: Ok me: ferocious tiger style crush #2: OK me: double [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1326"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1347,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions\/1347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}