{"id":13308,"date":"2017-08-27T15:00:44","date_gmt":"2017-08-27T20:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=13308"},"modified":"2017-08-30T14:25:55","modified_gmt":"2017-08-30T19:25:55","slug":"do-not-fall-for-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/27\/do-not-fall-for-it\/","title":{"rendered":"DO NOT FALL FOR IT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-13309\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_8550-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_8550-2.png 2448w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_8550-2-225x300.png 225w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_8550-2-768x1024.png 768w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_8550-2-1152x1536.png 1152w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_8550-2-1536x2048.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-13280\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_8549-e1503863534651.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"767\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">we bought this as part of our wedding home purchases, and i was pumped &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crateandbarrel.com\/progressive-prokeeper-pasta-keeper\/s317921\">pasta keeper<\/a>, no more open pasta bags, portion control, straight civilized. 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