{"id":14980,"date":"2018-09-14T12:38:09","date_gmt":"2018-09-14T17:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=14980"},"modified":"2018-09-14T12:38:09","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T17:38:09","slug":"ill-take-20-pairs-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2018\/09\/14\/ill-take-20-pairs-please\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;ll take 20 pairs, please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>on the phone trying to rent dumpsters for this concert and this made me laugh &#8212; from <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/strategist\/article\/gary-shteyngart-favorite-things.html?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Strategist%20%2B%20Vulture%20cobranded%20books%20newsletter%20-%202-180914%20-%20Wed%20Sep%2012%202018&amp;utm_term=Subscription%20List%20-%20Vulture%20%281%20Year%29\">&#8220;What Gary Shteyngart Can\u2019t Live Without&#8221;<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I bought these <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/strategist\/article\/best-sneakers-for-running-cross-training-weights-spinning.html\">sneakers<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/listings\/stores\/alife_rivington_club\/\">Alife on Rivington<\/a>. The salespeople there are so cool. One of them said to me, \u201cThese sneakers make you look like a drug dealer.\u201d I was like, \u201cI\u2019ll take 20 pairs, please.\u201d But they just make me feel super comfortable, like I\u2019m walking on panna cotta.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>on the phone trying to rent dumpsters for this concert and this made me laugh &#8212; from &#8220;What Gary Shteyngart Can\u2019t Live Without&#8221;: I bought these sneakers at Alife on Rivington. The salespeople there are so cool. One of them said to me, \u201cThese sneakers make you look like a drug dealer.\u201d I was like, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14981,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980\/revisions\/14981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}