{"id":15696,"date":"2019-07-25T23:30:34","date_gmt":"2019-07-26T04:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=15696"},"modified":"2019-07-26T09:25:03","modified_gmt":"2019-07-26T14:25:03","slug":"because-i-liked-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2019\/07\/25\/because-i-liked-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"because i liked beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from cj hauser&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2019\/07\/16\/the-crane-wife\/\">&#8220;the crane wife&#8221;<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He said he wanted to be with me because I wasn\u2019t annoying or needy. Because I liked beer. Because I was low-maintenance.<\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t say anything. A little further down the road he added that he thought I\u2019d make a good mother.<\/p>\n<p>This wasn\u2019t what I hoped he would say. But it was what was being offered. And who was I to want more?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>hitting all my spots, reminding me of <a href=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/24\/i-just-cringe\/\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from cj hauser&#8217;s &#8220;the crane wife&#8221;: He said he wanted to be with me because I wasn\u2019t annoying or needy. Because I liked beer. Because I was low-maintenance. I didn\u2019t say anything. A little further down the road he added that he thought I\u2019d make a good mother. This wasn\u2019t what I hoped he would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15696"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15704,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15696\/revisions\/15704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}