{"id":15965,"date":"2020-04-25T20:43:07","date_gmt":"2020-04-26T01:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=15965"},"modified":"2020-04-26T18:45:16","modified_gmt":"2020-04-26T23:45:16","slug":"if-this-isnt-a-dress-up-occasion-i-dont-know-what-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/25\/if-this-isnt-a-dress-up-occasion-i-dont-know-what-is\/","title":{"rendered":"if this isn\u2019t a dress-up occasion, i don\u2019t know what is"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

from david sedaris’s favorite things<\/a>: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Procellatech Reacher Grabber Pick up Tool ($19 for 2)
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I don\u2019t have any particular brand I use, but it\u2019s just one of the things that\u2019s like a hand that you use to pick up trash<\/a>. The one I have isn\u2019t fancy. My local council in England gave it to me, and it\u2019s just made of plastic, but you don\u2019t want a heavy one if you\u2019re walking eight hours a day picking up trash. It was just something I did while walking because people in England throw their trash out their car windows. There\u2019s never any shortage of litter to pick up. I guess it\u2019s like my hobby. So I\u2019ve picked up so many tons of garbage that my local garbage council named a garbage truck after me. Actually, about four years ago, I got invited to meet the Queen because of all the trash I picked up. There\u2019s a day when she invited do-gooders to Buckingham Palace, and I thought, if this isn\u2019t a dress-up occasion, I don\u2019t know what is. I really thought it would just be me and the Queen and my boyfriend. It was like 8,000 people.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

from david sedaris’s favorite things: Procellatech Reacher Grabber Pick up Tool ($19 for 2) I don\u2019t have any particular brand I use, but it\u2019s just one of the things that\u2019s like a hand that you use to pick up trash. The one I have isn\u2019t fancy. My local council in England gave it to me, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15965"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16729,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15965\/revisions\/16729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}