{"id":18104,"date":"2022-01-05T19:04:47","date_gmt":"2022-01-06T01:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=18104"},"modified":"2022-01-05T20:35:59","modified_gmt":"2022-01-06T02:35:59","slug":"2-solid-yellow-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2022\/01\/05\/2-solid-yellow-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"2 solid yellow lines"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">one time in austin in 2002 or 2003, i was walking down congress and a camera crew asked if they could ask me a  driving question &#8212; they&#8217;d pay me $10 to answer. i was 27 and poor and of course said yes. i got the question wrong (doh), but pocketed the $10 and then never thought about it again. until random people would tell me they saw me in a defensive driving video. worried face emoji. times 10 because apparently the video is still in action 20 years later??? because yesterday someone texted my coworker a clip of me from the video asking if it was me??? and my coworker was like <em>is it<\/em>??? and i was like, yes??? but also&#8230;can&#8217;t you tell??? or am i now a crone and you can&#8217;t even see that young person inside of me?????????????? ANYWAY YOU BE THE JUDGE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1080\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1920 \/ 1080;\" width=\"1920\" controls src=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/20220105_144403.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one time in austin in 2002 or 2003, i was walking down congress and a camera crew asked if they could ask me a driving question &#8212; they&#8217;d pay me $10 to answer. i was 27 and poor and of course said yes. i got the question wrong (doh), but pocketed the $10 and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18104"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18113,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18104\/revisions\/18113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}