{"id":18715,"date":"2023-07-24T20:19:11","date_gmt":"2023-07-25T02:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=18715"},"modified":"2023-07-24T20:21:03","modified_gmt":"2023-07-25T02:21:03","slug":"hmm-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2023\/07\/24\/hmm-4\/","title":{"rendered":"hmm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tried on my wedding dress last night, thinking maybe i&#8217;d wear it out to dinner, because it was never a fancy dress, just a dressy plain dress, and why not wear it once in a while? but guess what, it looked awful! like mostly too big but not exactly. <br><br><strong>me:<\/strong> this doesn&#8217;t fit right anymore! it&#8217;s too big now!<br><strong>ross:<\/strong> i always thought it was too <em>small<\/em>.<br><strong>me:<\/strong> too small? what part of this is too small? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">but he wasn&#8217;t exactly wrong. so now i&#8217;m looking over my wedding photos and like, damn it definitely never fit right? which is maybe what he was trying to say. anyway great, now it&#8217;s in the goodwill bag. THE END GOODBYE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/IMG_8223-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/IMG_8223-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18716\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/IMG_8223-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/IMG_8223-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/IMG_8223-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/IMG_8223-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/IMG_8223-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tried on my wedding dress last night, thinking maybe i&#8217;d wear it out to dinner, because it was never a fancy dress, just a dressy plain dress, and why not wear it once in a while? but guess what, it looked awful! like mostly too big but not exactly. me: this doesn&#8217;t fit right anymore! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-18715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18715"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18718,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18715\/revisions\/18718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}