{"id":18947,"date":"2023-11-14T20:10:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T02:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=18947"},"modified":"2023-11-15T06:58:44","modified_gmt":"2023-11-15T12:58:44","slug":"turn-heads-fill-plates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2023\/11\/14\/turn-heads-fill-plates\/","title":{"rendered":"turn heads. fill plates."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ok so what the actual hell! a couple of things:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>loki<\/em> was dumb (i did think owen wilson was good, but the story was just absolute nonsense)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>i somehow fell for these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/doritos-minis-cool-ranch-8211-5-1oz\/-\/A-86672228?ref=tgt_adv_xsp&amp;AFID=bing&amp;fndsrc=tgtao&amp;DFA=71700000109588075&amp;CPNG=PLA_Snacks%2BCandy%2BShopping_Local%7CSnacks%2BCandy_Ecomm_Food_Bev&amp;adgroup=SC_Grocery&amp;LID=700000001230728pgs&amp;LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&amp;network=s&amp;device=c&amp;location=&amp;targetid=pla-4584963496371918&amp;msclkid=6c99ab8ce5931deae40cced8fab1a461&amp;gclsrc=ds\">doritos minis<\/a> &#8212; but they are just like broken tiny chips in a pringles can!!!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>while i was in austin, i got this wild massage where they used their <em>FEET<\/em>. !!!!!! i thought &#8220;they&#8221;<br> were her hands: NO. THEY WERE HER FEET (AND HER HANDS). anyway, it was kind of painful and energizing, rate it &#8220;worthwhile.&#8221; <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>went to austin this past weekend and got to see some absolute besties and hang with my wild adorable niece and nephew and ALSO kind of lose my cool a couple times from stress and speak in terse tones (can i blame background mom hospital stress for my unhinged behavior) (YES)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>all respect to parents, that&#8217;s a job that doesn&#8217;t quit<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>also we went to the austin aquarium, which was chilling and definitely violating all kinds of animal cruelty rules. <strong>strongly do not recommend. <\/strong>(for example, there was a giant loose turtle in a dark corner? and it had no information, and the kids were like, <em>is it real?<\/em> and i was like, <em>uhhh i don&#8217;t know, let&#8217;s leave it alone,<\/em> and this chipper mom and kid near us were like, <em>it IS real! it&#8217;s usually wearing a balloon that says, &#8220;I&#8217;m real!&#8221;<\/em>)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>going to my first (online) al-anon meeting today, i&#8217;m scared, but it&#8217;s necessary<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>this <a href=\"https:\/\/order.baskinrobbins.com\/menu-details\/turkey-cake?id=52ed7fae-0e88-40ca-9e4e-ab76e4c9b413&amp;sizes=%5B%5D\">baskin robbins ad<\/a> gets an A+ <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1487.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"473\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1487-473x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18948\" style=\"width:251px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1487-473x1024.png 473w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1487-139x300.png 139w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1487-768x1662.png 768w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1487-710x1536.png 710w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1487-946x2048.png 946w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/IMG_1487.png 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 473px) 100vw, 473px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ok so what the actual hell! a couple of things:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-18947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18947"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18962,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18947\/revisions\/18962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}