{"id":201,"date":"2010-05-27T14:00:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T14:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=201"},"modified":"2010-07-06T23:42:21","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T23:42:21","slug":"entire-box-of-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/27\/entire-box-of-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"entire box of cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>last night we had a board meeting, and then i came home and ate an entire box of cookies. jules destrooper chocolate thins. and i didn&#8217;t even feel bad about it. i just felt SATISFIED. like, &#8220;that was a very good idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/destrooper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-202\" title=\"destrooper\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/destrooper.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/destrooper.jpg 500w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/destrooper-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/destrooper-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a>although then later i went into my bathroom and there was a GIANT cockroach scurrying around, which i stressfully killed by spraying tilex bleach on it and then drowning it in my bathroom sink. but i was like, is there a reason this cockroach appeared RIGHT AFTER i ate a whole box of cookies?! like a warning sign from my stomach? or cookies across the country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>last night we had a board meeting, and then i came home and ate an entire box of cookies. jules destrooper chocolate thins. and i didn&#8217;t even feel bad about it. i just felt SATISFIED. like, &#8220;that was a very good idea.&#8221; although then later i went into my bathroom and there was a GIANT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":679,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions\/679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}