{"id":2154,"date":"2011-04-03T23:58:34","date_gmt":"2011-04-03T23:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=2154"},"modified":"2011-04-09T14:30:21","modified_gmt":"2011-04-09T14:30:21","slug":"tanning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/03\/tanning\/","title":{"rendered":"tanning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>today i decided to lay out and turn my white asparagus legs into beige aspargus legs. i think this is the first time i&#8217;ve laid out since i was 12. it was totally boring. i only lasted about 40 minutes (back and front). i called it quits when my neighbor walked up as i was lying on my stomach getting sun on my (very wide, very pale) backside, and he was like, &#8220;heh&#8230;getting a tan?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today i decided to lay out and turn my white asparagus legs into beige aspargus legs. i think this is the first time i&#8217;ve laid out since i was 12. it was totally boring. i only lasted about 40 minutes (back and front). i called it quits when my neighbor walked up as i was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2154"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2174,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions\/2174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}