{"id":2905,"date":"2011-09-21T13:53:41","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T13:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=2905"},"modified":"2011-09-27T05:32:19","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T05:32:19","slug":"jerry-maguire-syndrome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/21\/jerry-maguire-syndrome\/","title":{"rendered":"please give me back my three minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/STXvAhrVP0U\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>worst preview. worst title. chumpiest use of tom petty&#8217;s &#8220;don&#8217;t come around here no more.&#8221; scarlet johansson saying, &#8220;welcome to your zoo.&#8221; matt damon saying, &#8220;the sellers say you don&#8217;t even need any special knowledge to run a zoo, what you need is a lot of heart.&#8221; thomas haden church saying, &#8220;i like the animals, but i LOVE the humans.&#8221; everything designed to be heartwarming, but actually being BLOODCURDLING.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>real estate agent:<\/strong> it&#8217;s a bit complicated.<br \/>\n<strong>matt damon:<\/strong> what&#8217;s so complicated about this place?<br \/>\n[LION ROAR]<br \/>\n<strong>real estate agent:<\/strong> it&#8217;s a zoo.<\/p>\n<p>cameron you chumped me once with my right-after-the-screening positive rating of <em>jerry maguire <\/em>(later lowered to NEGATIVE TEN THOUSAND STARS after second viewing), but you will never have me again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>worst preview. worst title. chumpiest use of tom petty&#8217;s &#8220;don&#8217;t come around here no more.&#8221; scarlet johansson saying, &#8220;welcome to your zoo.&#8221; matt damon saying, &#8220;the sellers say you don&#8217;t even need any special knowledge to run a zoo, what you need is a lot of heart.&#8221; thomas haden church saying, &#8220;i like the animals, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2905"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2908,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions\/2908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}