{"id":3400,"date":"2012-01-20T22:18:44","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T22:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=3400"},"modified":"2012-01-23T14:49:55","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T14:49:55","slug":"me-cheeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/20\/me-cheeks\/","title":{"rendered":"me cheeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>alarming trend: me cheeks accidentally hitting buttons on my phone. during a conference call today, i accidentally cheek-pushed buttons FIVE times and eventually muttered &#8220;what the hell&#8221; while looking to see what was happening. did the people on the conference call hear this. 98% certain.<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>also heard rumor you&#8217;re not supposed to wash your jeans, instead you&#8217;re supposed to put them in the freezer. tried it last night. perhaps one night was not enough? as they do not feel or smell any cleaner. plus a very chilly morning clothing entry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>alarming trend: me cheeks accidentally hitting buttons on my phone. during a conference call today, i accidentally cheek-pushed buttons FIVE times and eventually muttered &#8220;what the hell&#8221; while looking to see what was happening. did the people on the conference call hear this. 98% certain. also heard rumor you&#8217;re not supposed to wash your jeans, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3400"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3422,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400\/revisions\/3422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}