{"id":3415,"date":"2012-01-23T14:47:55","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T14:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=3415"},"modified":"2012-01-23T14:53:40","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T14:53:40","slug":"also-on-saturday-i-accidentally-sprayed-gasoline-all-over-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/23\/also-on-saturday-i-accidentally-sprayed-gasoline-all-over-someone\/","title":{"rendered":"also on saturday i accidentally sprayed gasoline all over someone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>how did it even happen? all i can say is:<\/p>\n<p>take two high-strung people (one who hadn&#8217;t pumped gas in two months, and one who was &#8220;claustrophobic&#8221; in the car after a two-minute ride)<br \/>\n+<br \/>\na gas nozzle in the lock position<br \/>\n=<br \/>\nnot a good scene<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>how did it even happen? all i can say is: take two high-strung people (one who hadn&#8217;t pumped gas in two months, and one who was &#8220;claustrophobic&#8221; in the car after a two-minute ride) + a gas nozzle in the lock position = not a good scene<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3415"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3421,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3415\/revisions\/3421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}