{"id":3553,"date":"2012-02-13T00:03:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T00:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=3553"},"modified":"2012-02-13T23:49:21","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T23:49:21","slug":"giraffes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/13\/giraffes\/","title":{"rendered":"giraffes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHAT THE HELL IS IT ALL ABOUT.<\/p>\n<p>how come i&#8217;m so unfamiliar with normal day-in, day-out relationships. please no one have only children, because i&#8217;m like an orphan giraffe when it comes to humans. but a very sensitive sometimes angry giraffe who doesn&#8217;t know how to communicate or ask for things without getting intense about it on the inside. i printed out this thing about being too sensitive, and it&#8217;s very helpful, basically you just have to roll with stuff, but sometimes i start to feel&#8230;underappreciated and get tight.<\/p>\n<p>basically i have no idea how to be a normal person with someone every day. PRETTY COOL<\/p>\n<p>friday night, went to krista&#8217;s birthday party and liz lambert was there (my old boss at the san jose) and she was maybe a little drunk and she kept saying how i was &#8220;the best front desk clerk ever,&#8221; outside i was like, &#8220;oh no no no,&#8221; but inside all my feathers were puffing up.\u00a0 NO NO NO PLEASE NEVER STOP<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHAT THE HELL IS IT ALL ABOUT. how come i&#8217;m so unfamiliar with normal day-in, day-out relationships. please no one have only children, because i&#8217;m like an orphan giraffe when it comes to humans. but a very sensitive sometimes angry giraffe who doesn&#8217;t know how to communicate or ask for things without getting intense about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3553"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3556,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions\/3556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}