{"id":3559,"date":"2012-02-13T23:29:16","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T23:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=3559"},"modified":"2012-02-16T15:39:49","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T15:39:49","slug":"worst-work-week-ever-as-far-as-juju-goes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/13\/worst-work-week-ever-as-far-as-juju-goes\/","title":{"rendered":"WORST WORK WEEK EVER AS FAR AS JUJU GOES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HELLO EVERYONE<\/p>\n<p>WORST TWO WEEKS EVER AT WORK<\/p>\n<p>work is like a nightmare of bad events and friction. today i accidentally sent a complaining email to the person i was complaining about. yes seriously. it happened. then i got into a tight fight with my contracter friend rob. last friday my coworker cry-yelled at me.<\/p>\n<p>my coworker says i need to not infer as much as i do. i always infer. also i&#8217;m a sponge for stuff. just absorb and absorb and absorb until my heart is made of coal.<\/p>\n<p>my new motto is TOUGHEN UP. also &#8220;take a moment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>HOW I&#8217;M GOING TO WIPE OUT MY BLACK JUJU<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">1. Take a hot bath.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">2. Get a massage.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">3. Write &#8220;take a moment&#8221; on one arm, and &#8220;toughen up&#8221; on the other.<\/p>\n<p><em>sad fact: the first <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Monkeys_in_space\" target=\"_blank\">monkey astronaut<\/a> was named albert. he flew in 1948. he died of suffocation during the flight. i like the phrase &#8220;first monkey astronaut&#8221; but not &#8220;died of suffocation.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HELLO EVERYONE WORST TWO WEEKS EVER AT WORK work is like a nightmare of bad events and friction. today i accidentally sent a complaining email to the person i was complaining about. yes seriously. it happened. then i got into a tight fight with my contracter friend rob. last friday my coworker cry-yelled at me. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3559"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3561,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3559\/revisions\/3561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}