{"id":3648,"date":"2012-03-01T19:46:42","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T19:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=3648"},"modified":"2012-03-01T19:50:22","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T19:50:22","slug":"chicken-on-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/01\/chicken-on-bike\/","title":{"rendered":"chicken on bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chicken.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-3649 aligncenter\" title=\"chicken\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chicken-e1330621413567-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"chicken on bike\" width=\"717\" height=\"535\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chicken-e1330621413567-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chicken-e1330621413567-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chicken-e1330621413567-768x574.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chicken-e1330621413567-1536x1147.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/chicken-e1330621413567-2048x1530.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>SCENE: my house, yesterday, 1:30 am, long day at work<\/em><\/p>\n<p>ROSS: did you see the chicken outside on the bike?<br \/>\nME: what? a chicken?<br \/>\nROSS: the chicken on the bike, go look<br \/>\n[me peeks outside, sees chicken roosting on my bike]<br \/>\nME: !!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nME: how<\/p>\n<p>ROSS TELLS STORY OF CHICKEN:<br \/>\nit was out wandering around, and then it got late. it couldn&#8217;t find its way home. it got into your yard, and thought, i&#8217;ll fly over the fence to my home. and got up on the bike, but realized it couldn&#8217;t make it over the fence. so decided to stay until morning. when it could see the route.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: my house, yesterday, 1:30 am, long day at work ROSS: did you see the chicken outside on the bike? ME: what? a chicken? ROSS: the chicken on the bike, go look [me peeks outside, sees chicken roosting on my bike] ME: !!!!!!!!!! ME: how ROSS TELLS STORY OF CHICKEN: it was out wandering around, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3648"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3660,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions\/3660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}