{"id":3678,"date":"2012-03-07T04:28:02","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T04:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=3678"},"modified":"2012-03-08T02:37:38","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T02:37:38","slug":"clyde-tried-to-eat-a-chicken-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/07\/clyde-tried-to-eat-a-chicken-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"clyde tried to eat a chicken this morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FACTS:<br \/>\nchickens live next door to me<br \/>\nsometimes said chickens get into my yard (see &#8220;the little lost chicken who roosted on my bike&#8221; post)<br \/>\nsometimes clyde, r&#8217;s dog, spends the night at my house<br \/>\nsometimes i let clyde out in the morning<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>WHEN CHICKENS AND CLYDE MEET<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>RESULTS:<br \/>\nfeathers in clyde&#8217;s mouth<br \/>\nfeathers flying out of clyde&#8217;s mouth onto my bedroom floor<br \/>\nfellow chickens clucking in wild dismay<br \/>\ndefeathered chicken unharmed but startled FOR LIFE<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FACTS: chickens live next door to me sometimes said chickens get into my yard (see &#8220;the little lost chicken who roosted on my bike&#8221; post) sometimes clyde, r&#8217;s dog, spends the night at my house sometimes i let clyde out in the morning WHEN CHICKENS AND CLYDE MEET RESULTS: feathers in clyde&#8217;s mouth feathers flying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3678"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3698,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3678\/revisions\/3698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}