{"id":50,"date":"2006-06-11T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-11T22:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/11\/the-bartender-gave-us-our-drinks-on-the-house\/"},"modified":"2016-03-23T22:35:03","modified_gmt":"2016-03-23T22:35:03","slug":"the-bartender-gave-us-our-drinks-on-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/11\/the-bartender-gave-us-our-drinks-on-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"we ate chicken tenders salad and then the bartender gave us free drinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>made out with a 24-year-old ashton-kutcher\/jordan catellano lookalike on friday night. this brings the grand total of &#8220;dudes under 26 that i&#8217;ve kissed in the last year&#8221; up to <strong>five<\/strong>. seems like a pattern? possibly? maybe? youngies what is the deal? why am i drawn to you? why, more importantly, are you drawn to me? is it the chicken tender salad on my breath? do you spell it? i mean smell it?\u00a0also do you spell it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>made out with a 24-year-old ashton-kutcher\/jordan catellano lookalike on friday night. this brings the grand total of &#8220;dudes under 26 that i&#8217;ve kissed in the last year&#8221; up to five. seems like a pattern? possibly? maybe? youngies what is the deal? why am i drawn to you? why, more importantly, are you drawn to me? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11104,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/11104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}