{"id":5271,"date":"2012-12-12T18:26:24","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T18:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=5271"},"modified":"2012-12-12T18:31:39","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T18:31:39","slug":"a-long-pause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/12\/a-long-pause\/","title":{"rendered":"JUST PLEASE BE FUN TO TALK TO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a long pause but a return with louis c.k.&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/hollywood\/2013\/01\/louis-ck-proust-questionnaire\" target=\"_blank\">proust questionnaire:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><strong>If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/strong>I mean, who has time to think about shit like this? I have two kids. I have shit to do. We have to find a middle school for next year. Shit is getting real. Who has time to think about what they want to do in their next life?<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the quality you most like in a man?<\/strong><br \/>\nJust please be fun to talk to.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the quality you most like in a woman?<\/strong><br \/>\nSame. And also sex, please.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who are your heroes in real life?<\/strong><br \/>\nI really love Barack Obama. Sorry if that\u2019s like \u201cEw. The president. That\u2019s lame.\u201d I love Barack Obama. What a great man. I\u2019m so lucky to have voted for that guy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>How would you like to die?<\/strong><br \/>\nHandcuffing myself to you and jumping into a cauldron of molten bronze.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a long pause but a return with louis c.k.&#8217;s proust questionnaire: If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? I mean, who has time to think about shit like this? I have two kids. I have shit to do. We have to find a middle school for next year. Shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5271"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5273,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5271\/revisions\/5273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}