{"id":7255,"date":"2013-10-25T16:14:46","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T16:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=7255"},"modified":"2013-10-26T18:54:29","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T18:54:29","slug":"this-is-making-me-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/25\/this-is-making-me-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"this is making me laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Screen-Shot-2013-10-25-at-11.06.26-AM-e1382717761240.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7256\" alt=\"WHO WILL LOVE AN OLD PERSON\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Screen-Shot-2013-10-25-at-11.06.26-AM-e1382717761240.png\" width=\"321\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Screen-Shot-2013-10-25-at-11.06.26-AM-e1382717761240.png 321w, https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Screen-Shot-2013-10-25-at-11.06.26-AM-e1382717761240-300x147.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">UNLIKELY<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theawl.com\/2013\/10\/ask-polly-im-40-and-no-man-would-want-me-now\" target=\"_blank\">ask polly \/ the awl<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>also: a universally accepted bad idea but something i keep thinking about: carpet in the bathroom. look i know the reasons and i won&#8217;t be researching this home update BUT lately, post-shower, i&#8217;ve been dragging the bathmat to the sink with me, hunchback style, so i don&#8217;t have to step on the cold dusty floor, and listen there must be a better way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UNLIKELY [via ask polly \/ the awl] also: a universally accepted bad idea but something i keep thinking about: carpet in the bathroom. look i know the reasons and i won&#8217;t be researching this home update BUT lately, post-shower, i&#8217;ve been dragging the bathmat to the sink with me, hunchback style, so i don&#8217;t have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7255"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7276,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7255\/revisions\/7276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}