{"id":7697,"date":"2014-01-28T14:42:18","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T14:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=7697"},"modified":"2014-01-31T00:23:17","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T00:23:17","slug":"the-most-cranky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/28\/the-most-cranky\/","title":{"rendered":"the most cranky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday i was the most cranky, the crankiest person, work is just the biggest hammer. it wouldn&#8217;t be the biggest hammer for someone who isn&#8217;t me, but for me, it&#8217;s the biggest hammer. i&#8217;m just done. ready for new challenges. i tried walking clyde to conquer the crankiness, and it helped &#8212; seeing stars, talking to carolyn, being cold. and then i bought wine and way-too-expensive bailey&#8217;s irish cream as treats and went home and ross was drawing and watching ice-t&#8217;s hip hop documentary so i wrote on my blog, which helped, but then i got cranky again because at 11pm ross went out for a drink to celebrate his brother&#8217;s birthday, and was like, <em>come!<\/em>, but i knew i would only sink further into a crank pit by going to the lost horse at 11 pm and making small talk. but also saying no made me feel cranky. so i tried to watch puppy videos (first time!) to wipe it all away and it did actually help, sort of, mostly just this one where a little puppy keeps <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jrNXUbD53Mg\" target=\"_blank\">falling asleep in his water bowl<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday i was the most cranky, the crankiest person, work is just the biggest hammer. it wouldn&#8217;t be the biggest hammer for someone who isn&#8217;t me, but for me, it&#8217;s the biggest hammer. i&#8217;m just done. ready for new challenges. i tried walking clyde to conquer the crankiness, and it helped &#8212; seeing stars, talking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7697"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7702,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697\/revisions\/7702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}