{"id":82,"date":"2007-01-30T17:17:02","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T17:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/welcome-back-coke-zero\/"},"modified":"2010-06-21T16:50:51","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T16:50:51","slug":"welcome-back-coke-zero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/30\/welcome-back-coke-zero\/","title":{"rendered":"welcome back, coke zero"},"content":{"rendered":"

at the beginning of the year, i decided to stop drinking diet sodas. bad for your neurons, liquid cancer, “if there’s one thing you do,” blah blah blah. but after a 1.5 months off the stuff, which was, admittedly, not hard to do, i found that i was eating more bad things as a replacement for the diet cokes. and getting rather plump. which is way worse, IMHO, than losing neurons. i mean, who needs neurons? will neurons find you a husband?<\/p>\n

so you’ll be happy to know, coke zeros shall be injected back into my life, starting today.<\/p>\n

also here’s a list of “things i don’t mind”:<\/p>\n

coach buses
\nvitamins
\nmy mouthguard<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

and a few new things for my “things i love” list:<\/p>\n

flying the redeye<\/em>
\nthe austin airport<\/em>
\naustin
\nopen houses that make you take off your shoes and then say, “don’t worry about taking off your shoes”
\ntalking about slitting throats<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

and a new list called “things i thought i liked but actually maybe i don’t like anymore because they make me feel sick”:<\/p>\n

bailey’s irish cream<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

what happened, bailey’s? we were such fond friends at prom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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