{"id":892,"date":"2010-07-16T23:31:12","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T23:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=892"},"modified":"2010-07-16T23:31:12","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T23:31:12","slug":"third-degree-burn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/16\/third-degree-burn\/","title":{"rendered":"third degree burn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i was just in the convenience store, and saw this new doritos flavor:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Doritos-3rd-Degree-Burn.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-893\" title=\"Doritos-3rd-Degree-Burn\" src=\"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Doritos-3rd-Degree-Burn.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"612\" height=\"792\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3rd degree burn. ok. scorchin&#8217; habanero. i don&#8217;t know&#8230;3rd degree burns? is that what i want to be thinking about when i bite into a dorito? and that bag&#8230;it&#8217;s ON FIRE, literally, from the inside. there are FLAMES inside the bag. just nothing about this&#8230;says&#8230;good idea to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i was just in the convenience store, and saw this new doritos flavor: 3rd degree burn. ok. scorchin&#8217; habanero. i don&#8217;t know&#8230;3rd degree burns? is that what i want to be thinking about when i bite into a dorito? and that bag&#8230;it&#8217;s ON FIRE, literally, from the inside. there are FLAMES inside the bag. just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":902,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions\/902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}