{"id":9092,"date":"2015-02-10T18:32:31","date_gmt":"2015-02-10T18:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=9092"},"modified":"2015-02-10T18:32:31","modified_gmt":"2015-02-10T18:32:31","slug":"i-think-ive-made-myself-clear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2015\/02\/10\/i-think-ive-made-myself-clear\/","title":{"rendered":"i think i&#8217;ve made myself clear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a hilarious article, <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/matter\/lets-go-eat-a-goddamn-snack-the-nfl-cleanse-b21fa806d967\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Let\u2019s Go Eat a Goddamn Snack: The NFL Cleanse,&#8221;<\/a> by ruth barron:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There\u2019s not a lot of ways you can go off script at a fast food joint, but ordering a Yumbo, 10 chicken nuggets, and nothing else still apparently warrants a side eye from the cashier. \u201cAre you sure you want that?\u201d she asks. My friend told me a story once about waiting on line at Chipotle behind a guy who requested a bowl of meat with sour cream. The server kept trying to convince him to add other items until finally the customer said, \u201cI think I\u2019ve made myself clear.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a hilarious article, &#8220;Let\u2019s Go Eat a Goddamn Snack: The NFL Cleanse,&#8221; by ruth barron: There\u2019s not a lot of ways you can go off script at a fast food joint, but ordering a Yumbo, 10 chicken nuggets, and nothing else still apparently warrants a side eye from the cashier. \u201cAre you sure you want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9093,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9092\/revisions\/9093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}