{"id":9094,"date":"2015-02-10T18:34:49","date_gmt":"2015-02-10T18:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=9094"},"modified":"2015-02-22T05:40:46","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T05:40:46","slug":"pink-punk-cosmo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2015\/02\/10\/pink-punk-cosmo\/","title":{"rendered":"pink punk cosmo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>more from\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/matter\/lets-go-eat-a-goddamn-snack-the-nfl-cleanse-b21fa806d967\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Let\u2019s Go Eat a Goddamn Snack: The NFL Cleanse&#8221;<\/a>:<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"graf-image aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net\/max\/500\/1*suyDy9__rz0CZmxKPfbjzQ@2x.jpeg\" alt=\"\" data-image-id=\"1*suyDy9__rz0CZmxKPfbjzQ@2x.jpeg\" data-width=\"500\" data-height=\"747\" data-action=\"zoom\" data-action-value=\"1*suyDy9__rz0CZmxKPfbjzQ@2x.jpeg\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p id=\"a809\" class=\"graf--p\">In the spirit of the exercise, we do our best to order the same dishes at their normal inflated prices. I think my brain function is declining; matching items from the menu on my phone to the one in front of me is exceedingly difficult. I can\u2019t find the Light Blackberry Margarita, so I order something called a Pink Punk Cosmo because they both sort of have colors in their names and sound like something a Bratz doll would drink. I get carded by the manager (I\u2019m 30 and look it), but this is less surprising than how the primary component of the Pink Punk Cosmo is cotton candy, over which the waiter pours vodka and cranberry juice.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>more from\u00a0 &#8220;Let\u2019s Go Eat a Goddamn Snack: The NFL Cleanse&#8221;: In the spirit of the exercise, we do our best to order the same dishes at their normal inflated prices. I think my brain function is declining; matching items from the menu on my phone to the one in front of me is exceedingly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9094"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9124,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9094\/revisions\/9124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}