{"id":9818,"date":"2015-08-10T19:15:40","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T19:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/?p=9818"},"modified":"2015-08-12T21:35:31","modified_gmt":"2015-08-12T21:35:31","slug":"blue-tape-other-loves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/10\/blue-tape-other-loves\/","title":{"rendered":"blue tape, other loves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wZzPIY7TSVE\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>today i&#8217;m like a striking rattlesnake. STAY BACK<\/p>\n<p>LIKES<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>lily tomlin in <em>big business<\/em><\/li>\n<li>blue painter&#8217;s tape<\/li>\n<li>that major lazer song still<\/li>\n<li><em>sunset boulevard<\/em><\/li>\n<li>renting jaws at 10pm and realizing maybe not the best bedtime lullaby<\/li>\n<li>my new middle part<\/li>\n<li>hanging my laundry from a clothes line for the first time<\/li>\n<li>friends who just randomly drop off banana chips and champagne splits<\/li>\n<li>ross this morning admonishing me not to yell at him, me: &#8220;i&#8217;m not yelling.&#8221; him: &#8220;you&#8217;re yelling in your mind.&#8221; me: &#8220;that might be true.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>DISLIKES<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>doing a google image search for &#8220;striking snakes&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>ross having a work phone call at 5am<\/li>\n<li>jury duty in pecos on friday (1.5 hours away?!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today i&#8217;m like a striking rattlesnake. STAY BACK LIKES lily tomlin in big business blue painter&#8217;s tape that major lazer song still sunset boulevard renting jaws at 10pm and realizing maybe not the best bedtime lullaby my new middle part hanging my laundry from a clothes line for the first time friends who just randomly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9818"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9857,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9818\/revisions\/9857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bookbinderlocal455.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}