things i am thankful for and also one thing i am not thankful for

here are a few things that i am thankful for:

patrick mcnamara’s nice nice nice thanksgiving text message
new york city
my mom
rental cars
spaghetti
having legs

here’s the thing that i’m not thankful for:

the yahoo! cafeteria rice krispie treats

i would probably weigh about 7-12 lbs less if they didn’t sell these mammoth temptations one floor beneath me. the number of times i’ve thought “it’s just puffed cereal and butter” is getting kind of uncomfortable.