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“NO NO”

BOYD ELDER, HERO

still love this song after all these years

i deeply feel this style of dancing. in heaven we are all dancing like this.

a little bit sad-funny

things

• accidentally ate too much dry cocoa (no good explanation for this)
• enjoying this major lazer song?!? may be going mainstream top 40
• i’m so happy i quit. not scared right now.

amount of work done today

ZERO

ZERO

ZERO

ZERO

ZERO

fat as hell the whole time

best title of an article:

also read the precursor, “why i can’t wait to be a fat bride” (“As soon as you start making wedding plans, you’re bombarded with…a barrage of pre-wedding weight-loss programmes. Because you’re supposed to be as thin as possible on your special day. After all, there will be pictures! And what if someone remembers your butt as looking like what your butt looks like!?”)

rotten maggots and fiery volcanos

polly giving great advice again:

I wasted years and years trying to figure out how to be cooler and calmer and nicer and EVEN EASIER-GOING. I wasted two decades crying and feeling like a freak and knowing that I had a deep, dark secret: I was all sugar and spice on the outside and rotten maggots and fiery volcanoes on the inside.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL AND EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT THE SHAMAN WOULD SEE DURING MY READING (“your soul is evil”)

I’m a sensitive person. I don’t think I even understood that back then. I just thought I was deeply flawed.

YES I STILL SOMEWHAT THINK THIS ABOUT MYSELF

a beautiful way of thinking

good intention

actual receipt from a gas station in del valle, texas

let’s be honest, this is a very good, if rather rude, t-shirt

from the documentary Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon