this made me laugh

“15 Metal Albums Whose Titles Are Less Dark Than the Washington Post’s New Motto”

rules for throwing a festival

• take a shower every day
• take half a xanax every day, prob more
• plan outfits in advance
• drink no water
• eat only kind bars
• weep daily

mainlining bach rescue pastilles

update: all about eve is REAL. trying to not give in to panic about aging / being eclipsed / being replaced / young awesome upstarts but man it is not easy when you are already overworked and overtired.

also this screenplay is so out of control.

you’re maudlin and full of self-pity. you’re magnificent.