Posted: March 15th, 2018 | Tags: Uncategorized | Comments Off on come and taste it

in alpine, there’s a bbq place called come and take it and a bakery called taste and see (🤔). but wouldn’t a better (worse) name for the bakery maybe be COME AND TASTE IT
Posted: March 13th, 2018 | Tags: Uncategorized | Comments Off on from the local grocery store bulletin board

WE NEED TO HELP OUR FRIENDS IN ALPINE ON THIS ONE
Posted: March 8th, 2018 | Tags: Uncategorized | Comments Off on AGING IS REAL
guys, aging is REAL. i have baby jowls now, how and why did this happen. am wondering how nicole kidman manages to look as taut as she does, is it exhausting and soul crushing.
dear O magazine,
please write an article about coping with age jowls.
thank you.
in other news, still not a tom waits fan.
Posted: March 8th, 2018 | Tags: Uncategorized | Comments Off on just found this in my email
real talk from alexa a while back:
I think the place where people never change and are always a mess is PLANET EARTH.
Posted: March 5th, 2018 | Tags: Uncategorized | Comments Off on angela bassett is my color / fringe / beauty hero

Angela Bassett at the 2018 Gersh Oscar party at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California. Photo: John Salangsang/Variety/REX/Shutterstock. Courtesy of The Cut.

Angela Bassett at the Black Panther premiere. Photo: Emma McIntyre/Getty Images. Courtesy of The Cut.
SHE’S 59!!!
Posted: March 4th, 2018 | Tags: Uncategorized | Comments Off on i am pretty into this

Maya Rudolph
Josh Haner/The New York Times
Pose, dress, lipstick, expression: ON POINT