tanning

Posted: April 3rd, 2011 | Tags: | Comments Off on tanning

today i decided to lay out and turn my white asparagus legs into beige aspargus legs. i think this is the first time i’ve laid out since i was 12. it was totally boring. i only lasted about 40 minutes (back and front). i called it quits when my neighbor walked up as i was lying on my stomach getting sun on my (very wide, very pale) backside, and he was like, “heh…getting a tan?”

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