spaceship earth

(discovered via laura olin, originally from jell-o biafra says)

ross was unimpressed but this made me jazzed

Fanatics, the company that manufactures the Nike uniforms for Major League Baseball, has temporarily converted its domestic factory in Easton, Pa., to produce desperately needed protective masks and gowns for medical professionals who are fighting the pandemic in the United States.

The masks are made from the same bolts of polyester mesh fabric used to make big-league uniforms, and the first prototypes bear the distinctive pinstripes of the Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies.

— Coronavirus Protective Masks to Be Made From M.L.B. Uniform Material

barbara bush

a very solid first
(via american presidents)

i hope so!

from an interview with rosanna arquette:

this family is CUTE

i’m old and this is twitch from ellen but whatever, they are CUTE. also, in my next life i’m coming back as a hip-hop dancer

@twitchtok7

##stiffshake @allisonholkerboss shout out @joshkillacky

♬ Goodies – Ciara feat. Petey Pablo

good lord

there was a prairie home companion caribbean cruise?!

just a couple of things

• i liked these headspace meditations
• bosch is back april 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• pulled out moby dick — maybe it’s time to read it?
• we started LOST last night, lolz (sticking with the first season, per courtney’s recommendation)
• ps if you need a show, don’t forget the americans, it’s a slow burn devastator

this really made me laugh

Sub-par Parks: Posters for national parks based on one-star reviews of them. (via laura olin)

maybe it hit my sweet spot because working at the hotel taught me how impatient people are — and how quick they are to noisily and publicly share those opinions.

from the grand companions weekly email

he got adopted!!!!

in vein news

before i got laid off, we were super short staffed due to corona quarantines, so i had to help out in laundry (!). while i was transferring laundry from the washer to the dryer, i looked down and my arm veins were straight poppin, NOT in a good way (if there is a good way?). staring at it too long made me feel woozy so i had to keep moving and eventually they settled down but why did this happen? was the vein angry about the layoff?

WE’LL NEVER KNOW