welcome back, coke zero
Posted: January 30th, 2007 | Tags: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »at the beginning of the year, i decided to stop drinking diet sodas. bad for your neurons, liquid cancer, “if there’s one thing you do,” blah blah blah. but after a 1.5 months off the stuff, which was, admittedly, not hard to do, i found that i was eating more bad things as a replacement for the diet cokes. and getting rather plump. which is way worse, IMHO, than losing neurons. i mean, who needs neurons? will neurons find you a husband?
so you’ll be happy to know, coke zeros shall be injected back into my life, starting today.
also here’s a list of “things i don’t mind”:
coach buses
vitamins
my mouthguard
and a few new things for my “things i love” list:
flying the redeye
the austin airport
austin
open houses that make you take off your shoes and then say, “don’t worry about taking off your shoes”
talking about slitting throats
and a new list called “things i thought i liked but actually maybe i don’t like anymore because they make me feel sick”:
bailey’s irish cream
what happened, bailey’s? we were such fond friends at prom.
which one of these things could fall under my list of “things i thought i’d find under the guest bed, but instead found a giant bottle of water, a wooden box top and a tiny candy wrapper?” i wish it were Nicki Ittner herself!! throat. unslit. but RIPE for slitting!