entire box of cookies

Posted: May 27th, 2010 | No Comments »

last night we had a board meeting, and then i came home and ate an entire box of cookies. jules destrooper chocolate thins. and i didn’t even feel bad about it. i just felt SATISFIED. like, “that was a very good idea.”

although then later i went into my bathroom and there was a GIANT cockroach scurrying around, which i stressfully killed by spraying tilex bleach on it and then drowning it in my bathroom sink. but i was like, is there a reason this cockroach appeared RIGHT AFTER i ate a whole box of cookies?! like a warning sign from my stomach? or cookies across the country.

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