80 THINGS

first of all, here is a text message response that makes me feel a little meh:

OK.

sometimes crush #2 defaults to saying “OK” as a response to my many enthusiastic texts, as evidenced by these recent exchanges:

me: LIKE A WILD TIGER
crush #2: Ok

me: ferocious tiger style
crush #2: OK

me: double cheezy b’s yer new nickname. IT’S AWESOME.
crush #2: Ok

me: last day to see the lightning field this year is oct 31. ima make it happen
crush #2: Ok

crush #2, why you scared of being weird and tigerrific? please join me in strange enthusiasm!

SECOND THING.

after working basically every day straight for two months, and never getting a real break, and thereby sort of going crazy and becoming anti-social and feeling like hiding and hating everyone in this town and snapping at my coworkers over where to store the DVD remote (TRUE STORY), i realized that i would probably totally lose my mind if i were famous and being watched and inspected all the time. in other words, i kind of understand why britney spears shaved her head. like, HUMANS I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU AND IMA ABOUT TO DO SOME CRAZY SHIT.