me cheeks

alarming trend: me cheeks accidentally hitting buttons on my phone. during a conference call today, i accidentally cheek-pushed buttons FIVE times and eventually muttered “what the hell” while looking to see what was happening. did the people on the conference call hear this. 98% certain.

also heard rumor you’re not supposed to wash your jeans, instead you’re supposed to put them in the freezer. tried it last night. perhaps one night was not enough? as they do not feel or smell any cleaner. plus a very chilly morning clothing entry.