chicken on bike

SCENE: my house, yesterday, 1:30 am, long day at work

ROSS: did you see the chicken outside on the bike?
ME: what? a chicken?
ROSS: the chicken on the bike, go look
[me peeks outside, sees chicken roosting on my bike]
ME: !!!!!!!!!!
ME: how

ROSS TELLS STORY OF CHICKEN:
it was out wandering around, and then it got late. it couldn’t find its way home. it got into your yard, and thought, i’ll fly over the fence to my home. and got up on the bike, but realized it couldn’t make it over the fence. so decided to stay until morning. when it could see the route.