JUST PLEASE BE FUN TO TALK TO

a long pause but a return with louis c.k.’s proust questionnaire:

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
I mean, who has time to think about shit like this? I have two kids. I have shit to do. We have to find a middle school for next year. Shit is getting real. Who has time to think about what they want to do in their next life?

What is the quality you most like in a man?
Just please be fun to talk to.

What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Same. And also sex, please.

Who are your heroes in real life?
I really love Barack Obama. Sorry if that’s like “Ew. The president. That’s lame.” I love Barack Obama. What a great man. I’m so lucky to have voted for that guy.

How would you like to die?
Handcuffing myself to you and jumping into a cauldron of molten bronze.